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How to Look Productive

  • Tip #1: Walk fast when on campus and explain to colleagues that you cannot go out to lunch because you are busy responding to review editors’ comments on your manuscript.
  • Tip #2: Remind your colleagues how many students you teach, how many exams you have to grade, how frightfully many hours it will take you to grade them, and how grading exams really cuts down the time you can be available for scholarship, service activities, friends or family.
  • Tip #3: Send an e-mail informing your dean or colleagues that you have been invited to speak at the local *** Club or the neighboring town’s *** meeting. (whatever it means)
  • Tip #4: Bring massive amounts of work to talks by outsiders and student events, and make sure to visibly mark on documents — as if editing your own paper or making comments on student work — in full sight of everyone else in the room.
  • Tip #5: Get ticked off and behave badly at lab meetings.
  • Tip #6: Do not timely answer e-mails from anyone who may be relying on you to show up to an event, help review applications or schedule a meeting, then get huffy when the meeting takes place before you respond to the e-mail.


Dec. 5th, 2009 01:28 am (UTC)
вот по-моему, вывешивать на сайте статьи in preparation - из той же серии :)
Dec. 5th, 2009 01:51 am (UTC)
about how to act productive, because "simply being productive is not enough" (especially these days when so many people are being laid off). "What good is your inner, clandestine productivity, if your bosses, colleagues, and you yourself don’t really know the extent of just how unbelievably productive, busy, stressed, in a rush, and important you really are? :)))
Dec. 5th, 2009 02:14 am (UTC)
соглашусь на все 100%
Dec. 5th, 2009 02:18 am (UTC)
а у нас в документах на факульти написано, что статьи в процессе имеет смысл добавлять, если ожидается promotion -- поскольку за год с нового места я имела только статью, которая на ревью - я добавила, это доказывает мою продуктивность :)
Dec. 5th, 2009 02:26 am (UTC)
Я имел в виду список статей, которые еше даже в печать не поданы. То что сабмиттед, по-моему нормально.

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